Beeping Away! (Drabble)
Author: Quin

Disclaimer: Paramount owns the characters, I own the story. This is based on a running gag in JetCJr9, and could explain why the replicators and transporters and such keep going down onboard Voyager. No angry mobs, please!!

"This is interesting, Harry, listen!"
"What have you got now, Tom?"
"It's the information manual on the ship's computers. Apparently, they were made in the region that used to be known as Canada."
"So?"
"So back in the twentieth century..."
"On, no...."
"It was believed by many Americans, that the Canadians were trying to take over America. Canadian actors were entering the country in droves. So one day, an angry mob rose up in Hollywood, the place where actors gathered in America, and drove out the Canadians."
"And...."
"The Canadians screamed at the mob, 'Your Canadian computers shall avenge us!'"



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